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Joke of the Day

"Fiber Monday is a great idea... but is once a year often enough ? Oh....it's Cyber Monday ? Never mind."

"Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls."

"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"

"[meeting at amc network] ""Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?"""

"A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat"

"Some people are like Slinkys... Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs."

"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"

"I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said ""dust"" And that's how the fight started."

"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."

"My son doesn't like spicy food. To prevent him from eating his boogers, I pour drops of Tobasco in his nostrils while he sleeps. #winning"