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Joke of the Day

"A PROBLEMIC POLEMIC Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?"

"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"

"world's funniest joke: Liverpool FC winning the barclays premier league"

"You know what really grinds my gears? I'll see myself out"

"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."

"wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!"

"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u wanted? W: OMG M: I'm in a bar not far from there"

"A wise Chinese man once said, ""If a dog barks it's undercooked"""

"A CHICKEN AND AN EGG A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, ""Well, I guess that solves that question."""

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."