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Joke of the Day

"Q: What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor? A: Turn Rachmanin off."

"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."

"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."

"What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea? CORALL!"

"I went into the library and asked if they had a copy of the book, ""How to spot a lady-boy"". He said, ""I'm sure we do, it's probably tucked away somewhere"". I said ""That's the one""."

"Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1"

"What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common? They both hang out at the Space Bar."

"What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia"

"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."

"Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.."