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Joke of the Day
"What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad"
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"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"Do you know what one ocean said to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. sea what i did there? I'm shore you got it come on, dont be a beach"
"At least my masseuse has my back."
"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"
"Trust me, it might sound like a clever idea, but if you're being frisked by a hot TSA agent, do NOT tell her, ""my balls are the bomb."""
"Ghost cat: how'd you die? Ghost dog: i bit a guy that ran over my best pal and they put me down GC: i got hit by a car GD: I know GC: ilu"
"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"
"I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase."