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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!"
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"two kinds of people There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"999 The devil's in the handstands."
"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"
"George, are you high? No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours, and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida."
"My wife says I act really immature and need to grow up I told her to get the hell out of my pillow fort with that negative attitude"
"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."
"Dad: Did you get gas? Me: Ya i got it on the way home from school Dad: Well if you got gas than you better go to the bathroom!"
"What's a blind mans favorite car? A cataract"
"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"