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Joke of the Day
"What's a blind mans favorite car? A cataract"
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"I bought my son a trampoline But all he wanted to do was sit and cry in his wheelchair - This was a repost but I thought it was too funny not to share"
"Chuck Norris can run up a flight of stairs backwards."
"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"
"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."
"My dream job? That's easy: Be one of those Muppets that sit up in balcony making fun of everyone. That's Old School Twitter."
"One good thing about Hilary as president. One good thing about having Hilary as president is that we wouldn't have to pay her as much."
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."