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Joke of the Day

"I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just"

"What kind of TV show do felines watch? Catoons"

"An Australian travels to Houston for business, and sees who he suspects to be a famous football player. So he decides to ask him.... You Watt, mate?"

"If life was a video game it would be created by EA Because you have to pay real money inside the game."

"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"

"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."

"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"

"3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field? Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded."