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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"
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"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"
"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."
"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""
"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
"I just got fired from my job at the fruit market. I was driving people bananas."
"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"
"Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit."