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Joke of the Day
"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."
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"Nothing says you're worth more than $25 but not quite worth $50 like a $40 gift certificate."
"There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes They haven't had any gigs yet."
"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"
"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."
"I hate what you've done with the place."
"What do you call a female android? Synthia Lmao"
"What did the cow say to her husband when he denied pooping in the living room? That's bullshit!"
"My new girlfriend just gave me her number i"
"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."