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Joke of the Day
"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."
Next Joke
"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"
"I hate whales I was out at sea and a whale almost destroyed my ship, a crewmember said that whale collisions where common in that area. But I'm positive that whale hit my ship on porpus."
"The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours."
"Two white guys, Tyronne and D'Andre, walk into a bar... What? That could happen, you racist!"
"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"
"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."
"Me: I look great today Fluorescent lights: I can fix that."