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Joke of the Day

"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."

"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."

"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."

"If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political post; I just want to travel."

"Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food."

"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."

"My dad turns 60 today. Only 9 more years until I can make the kind of jokes that'll show him what a shining beacon of disappointment I am."

"Why is NTFS healthy? Because it's FAT free."

"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."

"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."