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Joke of the Day

"This might be an uncomfortable subject for some... But we need to start talking about Germany's plans to drill for oil in 2940."

"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."

"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."

"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"

"Corny Jokes... ..have no stalk in them."

"[1st date] ""I'm really into roll playing,"" I tell her with a wink, and make two pieces of complimentary bread pretend to kiss."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One! But the light bulb has to WANT to change."

"Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition."