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Joke of the Day
"My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities"
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"The thing about suicides Q: What's worse than suicide? A: the life before it."
"My longest relationship was when an Uber driver took me all the way to the airport once."
"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"
"What has two O's and fires? A double-vowel shotgun."
"Whats the difference between acne and the pope? Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirteen."
"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"What do you call a cat in heat? Prr-miscuous"
"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"