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Joke of the Day

"I was shocked when I found out just how many techno songs Steven Hawking sings on."

"Eminem's ""8 Mile"" wasn't very well received in Canada I guess the title ""12.8748 Kilometer"" just isn't as catchy."

"What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints? an oxy-mormon. or, all of them."

"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."

"My husband told me I was beautiful for the first time tonight Sure, he was drunk and using a Scooby Doo voice but I'll take it"

"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"

"I feel bad for tailgating this minivan so closely but once I started watching Kung Fu Panda on his back seat TV I had to see it through."

"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."