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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!"
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"Unshakable Fact # 3 Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Fucking PRICELESS."
"What do you call really clear urine? 1080p"
"You can get used to everything. Except an icicle up your ass, because it melts before you get used to it. - A Finnish Proverb"
"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."
"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."
"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"