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Joke of the Day
"What do you call really clear urine? 1080p"
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"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"
"Why does Stephen Hawking have a boring sex life? You can't 69 in binary."
"Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !"
"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back."
"Mickey and Minnie go to get divorced... When the judge asks for the reason, Mickey: ""Because my wife is fucking goofy."" Judge: ""You mean she's crazy?"" Mickey: ""No, she's just fucking goofy!"""
"I am the King of the Universe and I have a son and he occasionally appears on grilled-cheese sandwiches. #yup"
"I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones"
"The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events."