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Joke of the Day
"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"
Next Joke
"What did the dog say to the old tree? #Bark"
"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"
"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."
"Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me."
"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."
"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"
"@funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men."