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Joke of the Day
"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"
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"What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox."
"SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive."
"You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*"
"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."
"What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats"
"Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet."
"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair"
"At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."