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Joke of the Day
"To all future Canadian inmigrants: Mexico welcomes you!"
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"A baby seal walks into a club.... ba dum bump - ting...."
"What do you call a bus filled with white people? A twinkie."
"What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed? Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane?"
"How do you make a cookie dance? Throw a little dough at it!"
"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."
"Do you know what happened in the bathroom? Me either, but I heard a lot of shit going down."
"When I quit my job I'm going to barge into my boss's office, slam my gun and badge on his desk, and storm out of this Arby's forever."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"