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Joke of the Day

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."

"What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone"

"STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"I'm sorry, your photo is so confusing. You're gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what's going on here."

"EXPLORER 1: *looking at ancient symbols in pyramid* It says ""Here lies updog"" EXPLORER 2: What's updog? EGYPTIAN SPIRITS: Lol"

"Yes, autocorrect, I live you too."

"The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th"

"My friend handed me broken scissors... I told him this isn't going to cut it."

"Everybody is annoying after one hour."