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Joke of the Day

"What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed? He He He"

"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"

"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."

"If U are nervous about public speaking, no need to picture the audience naked, just realize they will be on their phone ignoring you anyway."

"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"

"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."

"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""

"[Truth or Dare] Her: What's your biggest secret? Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em"

"Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich."