56954
Joke of the Day
"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."
Next Joke
"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"
"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"
"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"
"What did the vegetable say to the dj? lettuce turnip the beet"
"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"
"Cop: ""Any idea why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""you've got a fat guy fetish?"" Cop: ..."
"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes"
"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"
"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""