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Joke of the Day

"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"

"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."

"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."

"Daddy can u get me a drink? ""No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink"" Fine *goes to fridge ""While you're there can you grab me a beer?"""

"Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer."

"My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ""ruined"" her birthday... ..I'm not sure how that's possible, I didn't even know it was her fucking birthday."

"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"

"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."

"What goes up but doesn't come down? A kangaroo stuck in a tree."