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Joke of the Day
"How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon"
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"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"
"What is a ducks drug of choice? Quack."
"Best alzheimer's joke"
"Happy 420 to me, Happy 420 to me, Its not 4/20 anymore, But fuck it, Its 420 to me!"
"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot."
"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"
"Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it."
"How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there."
"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."