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Joke of the Day
"What I've said most in 2016 Table for 1 please"
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"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."
"*Ohio State coach* Boys, I know how we're gonna beat the Oregon Ducks ""How coach"" With our secret weapon *pulls out a loaf of bread*"
"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."
"6-year-old: Where did the tornado go? Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where? Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy?"
"Every time ""Cops"" comes on I'm like ""PLEASE don't show my episode."""
"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."
"I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer but no one will do it."
"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."
"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"