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Joke of the Day
"My car doubles in value when I fill my gas tank up."
Next Joke
"Two deer hunters walk into a bar. The third one, ducks."
"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"
"What did the father lightning bolt do to his son when he miabehaved? He grounded him."
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"
"I like my women like I like my coffee:... ...imported from Columbia in a bag."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? If the sex stays the same but the dishes pile up."
"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers... I'll go now"