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Joke of the Day
"Keep away from professional dermatologists.. They make rash decisions"
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"Your lips say no, but your eyes say- oh shit she's calling the cops!"
"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."
"The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused. One fine day, he was asked, ""what do you do?"". ""IDK""."
"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"
"What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!"
"One day you're going to meet the girl of your dreams And she won't want your money She won't want your house, or your car She won't want you either ;)"
"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""