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Joke of the Day

"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"

"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"

"A pirate walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey, you have a steering wheel in your pants."" ""Aye,"" the pirate replies. ""It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."

"My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding"

"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."

"I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"What's a wrestling chef's signature move? A Soufflex"

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"