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Joke of the Day

"Today I was asked, ""What is something you prefer from a sexual partner, but could go without?"" ""Consent"""

"What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical."

"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."

"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"

"Rabbis Don't get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips."

"How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos"

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park your car, man."

"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."

"Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok"

"Why are aroused campers so extreme? I don't know, but they end up fucking in-tents (intense). Yes, it's a pun, but what else do you expect from me first thing in the morning."