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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"
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"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"
"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."
"What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam."
"What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower."
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey? AIDS for humanity"
"Where do cats go on vacation? Maui."
"[first time ever watching a movie] How do these people keep moving from one location to another so fast"
"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."
"Not everyone is able to fly... but every toucan."