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Joke of the Day

"One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway."

"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"

"Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes? Whoa, he should really get out of the road!"

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can."

"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"

"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"

"Why can't your children be like my office voice mail? Seen but not heard"

"What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present? Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet."

"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"

"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."