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Joke of the Day
"What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common? They both fucked minors"
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"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."
"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"
"How do you know a soprano is at the door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in."
"Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk? It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear"
"My new girlfriend asked me how I felt about kids. With my hands was apparently not the right answer."
"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."
"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"