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Joke of the Day

"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? M: Speeding? C: No! M: Not using my blinker? C: No! M: Because I'm drunk? Cop: Sir get off the mower!"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."

"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."

"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"

"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"

"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."

"(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*"