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Joke of the Day

"What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you."

"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"My father wants me to treat him like a king So I stabbed him while he was sleeping. The succession line has to go on, dad."

"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."

"Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie."

"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""

"A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left."

"If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W"

"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."

"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"