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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W"

"Ignore her and she'll go away, to buy a gun, but she'll go away."

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."

"Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees? Because they love digging up the past."

"What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby? The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"

"What does the baker turned counterfeiter say? ""I make my own dough"". My sister Katie came up with this one."

"I got two packs o' sugar... Call me Two Canes ^I'm ^sorry."

"You know how I just broke this huge cookie in half and put the other half away like I wasn't going to eat it? That was funny."