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Joke of the Day

"A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left."

"I just donated money to help create water reservoirs for families in need. It was money well spent!"

"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """

"I think my microwave's broken. I keep pressing the pizza button and no pizza is coming out"

"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."

"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."

"Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do? Made him an offer he couldn't understand"

"A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men... ...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left."

"The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day."

"Q: ""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" A: ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""