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Joke of the Day

"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."

"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""

"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."

"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."

"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."

"I think Jennifer Aniston was filmed on a green screen in 2003 and it gets released with a different background and co-star twice a year."

"I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans."

"What do you call a short, round-bellied Salarian? Mordin Volus"

"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."

"What do you call a crazy judge? Judgemental"