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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."

"Husband said, ""If you were really THAT funny you wouldn't have to always say COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY."" So now I have a tombstone to select"

"[text] ""Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!"" Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. ""Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"""

"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."

"Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!"

"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"

"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"

"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"

"So a soccerball walks into a bar The bartender kicked him out."

"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."