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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""

"What's the opposite of Adele? Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)"

"What's the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope"

"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."

"I was at a antique store and came across the first Playboy magazine ever issued...... Luckily, the owner didn't see me."

"Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too."

"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."