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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."

"What is a Lumber-Jack from Massachusetts' favorite drink? A Boston Logger."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Wanda"" ""Wanda who?"" ""Wanda go out with me?"""

"You show me your boobs and I'll show you my tattoo... Tit for Tat"

"Did you hear about that guy who said 'that's' like 'dat's'? Instead of saying that's mine, he said dat's mine."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"

"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."

"If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1"

"I just got my White male privilege credit card today I get 33 cents cash back on every dollar i spend."

"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"