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Joke of the Day
"You show me your boobs and I'll show you my tattoo... Tit for Tat"
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"What do you call a mexican midget? A speck."
"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"
"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."
"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."
"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
"Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church."
"If two Rednecks get divorced... are they still cousins?"
"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."
"My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight."