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Joke of the Day

"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."

"Have you heard the joke about leaving milk out too long? I'd tell you, but it's cheesy."

"I was a pilot at 10 years old... It's true! My brother would chop it and I'd pile it."

"Wanna hear a joke? My bank account... :("

"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."

"I watch Aladdin and root for Jafar."

"90's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."

"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."

"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."