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Joke of the Day
"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"
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"*has no girlfriend or kids* *gives out dating and parenting advice*"
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"Me: ""I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?"" Librarian: ""Just pay your fine, Ma'am."""
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"
"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."
"Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch? Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!"
"The man at the grocery store name is Bobby Chubsucker. He was either very popular or made fun of a lot in school."