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Joke of the Day

"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"

"Nothing is as effective as homeopathy -Peter Serafinowicz"

"iTunes has it all wrong... ... the hottest single this year is me."

"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."

"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""

"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? I see dead people."

"MRW when I heard about the Super Fine Bros. thing that's going on. [deleted for trademark infringement]"