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Joke of the Day

"My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man."

"[drive thru] GUY ON INTERCOM: can I help you ME: yeah are you guys open"

"What would you do? geaNostra"

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"

"My cousin told me his gun club didn't cost any money. I asked him if it was run by wild chickens. He said, ""No, why?"" And I said, ""Because that would explain why it's a free range."""

"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."

"What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry."

"So I took your mom to In N Out 'cause I know she likes it animal style"

"When ""Tickle Me Elmo"" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department... Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles."

"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."