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Joke of the Day
"How does Steve Bannon, Trump's Senior Chief Strategist feel after he gets over a cold? Alt-Right"
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"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"
"How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!"
"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."
"Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.."
"Why was the band late to their gig? Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys."
"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
"What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees? Derek Bin Jeter"
"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""