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Joke of the Day

"""911, what's the emergency?"" we were robbed. they stole the wireless router ""calm down"" also they shot my grandma or something. not sure"

"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Each of their last big hits was the wall."

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear."

"A friend of mine told me he gets terrible stage fright... ...I thought he was taking the piss but he really wasn't."

"Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace? At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried."

"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."

"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."

"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"

"Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist? - Yes. - Why?"