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Joke of the Day

"Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace? At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried."

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."

"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."

"Last night while texting and driving i ran over a kid on his bike I know it's terrible but we all do stupid shit when we're drunk."

"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."

"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"

"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."

"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"

"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."

"What was the demon arrested for? Possession."