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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."

"Two ladies meet up for coffee... The first lady asks if she came on the bus. The other replies, ""Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."" (I work in a hospital, a patient told me this.)"

"Here's a joke The amount of subscribers to this community"

"My cat is an artist He drew blood"

"Where does one drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas."

"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."

"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."

"Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD..."

"We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood."