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Joke of the Day
"Where does one drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
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"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? COP'S WIFE: *now next to him on the couch* Because you're scared of the movie COP: Yes it's too real"
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