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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"
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"A seal walks into a club... that is all."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""
"What do you call a Russian tree ? Dimitree"
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"What is the only feeling that's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."
"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."
"My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it."