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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"
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"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."
"[funeral] WIDOW: ii just cant believe he's gone ME: hey [putting my hand on her shoulder] u parked ur car directly behind mine so im stuck"
"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."
"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"
"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""
"Imagine if the presidential race was an actual marathon Then we'd really have a Kenyan in office."
"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."
"Me: *pooping with the door open* Olive Garden Mgr: ""I know what the slogan says ma'am, we aren't THAT kind of family."""