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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian tree ? Dimitree"
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"I just posted a selfie and people told me to get well soon."
"Negative people There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe. It's called the 3rd Quadrant."
"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"
"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"
"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graiins!"
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park."
"How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied."
"how many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? probably just one, but we may never know because they're all way too busy coming up with lightbulb jokes."