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Joke of the Day
"I'm just like Batman I have to get out of bed at night quite often."
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"Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note."
"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"
"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"
"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"
"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."
"What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day? He always came on time."
"Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana."
"What's the similarity between a blonde and a tornado? In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing but then she takes half your house"