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"I'm just like Batman I have to get out of bed at night quite often."
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"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."
"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."
"What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex."
"Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? There's 20 of them."
"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"
"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"
"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"
"What's the difference between Bluetooth and The Titanic? The Titanic sinks."